Avast, so you want to pick the brain 'bout the "Privateer" Patch, do 'ya, ye' scallywag???
Well, ye best batten down the hatches at the ole homestead, mount 'ye valiant iron steed and make yer bearing to the place o' the Privateers at the appointed time.
Privateers gather at the soundin' o three bells in the second Dog Watch on the last Tuesday of each month in the bilge of the gallant ship moored at 203 Edgewood, Wood Dale, IL 60191.
Arrrrrgh....that be at 7:30 on the last Tuesday of the month for 'ye landlubbers.
Once ye get close, bid ye farewell to yer old blitherin' soul, prepare to do business and then set 'round the scuttlebut and partake of 'ole Nelson's Blood. Make sure ye have yer pieces of gold for the bar wenches.
Then, when ye thinks ye got enough liquid courage in ye, ask one o the privateers 'bout the "Privateer" Patch.
Arrrrrrrrgh
